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Help I am drowning in Junk! GLUB GLUB! I am looking around my house and have come to the conclusion that I am in the wrong house.  I must have just wondered in off the street and someone hit me in the head and I have amnesia now.  I do not live in this sea of boxes, and garbage bags.  It is not possible that I would do this willingly.  That my Tub in the spare bathroom would be full of stuff that is unusable.  Lamps that do not work, not to mention have no lampshades……someone must have put this stuff here to confuse me.

That is all I can see, because why would anyone put an unused, broken Stereo receiver in there? Or Old coffeepots that have broken elements, or a box of old cell phones?  It is just a ruse to get me to clean them out of there…..yep that is it.  I have amnesia, so I am not sure I know what to do?  Clean it out and do what with it?  They are holding me hostage in a god forsaken place out in the wilderness on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere in a place called Arkansas.  They don’t even have regular trash trucks out here, it is not like the city…..Oh I remember what Trash Trucks look like they are usually big, and usually Green and they go “UMMMGGRRRRUGGGclank,PSH!” when they eat all the trash you put out.

Not in the place they are holding me, they have a guy who looks kind of like Barney Fife, and a 1/2 ton truck with a makeshift wooden box on the back…..And he jumps out with such vigor, and runs to the Trash Cans and tosses your bags in the back……and counts how many you have.  Yes he counts to make sure you have no more than 4 because out here you apparently can’t have more than 4 or they will charge you more.  Oh there is a list of things they won’t take too……that is why it is in the spare bathtub!!!

And to add to the matter cleaning out closets, cabinets, and even drawers has accumulated several more boxes and bags to put these things into a yard sale.  Oh do not worry friends it won’t be here at this place that is holding me hostage…..it will be a my friends house closer in town sometime in this month before it snows.  I could put out NEON signs about a yard-sale out here and no one would dare to wonder down that road…..I live 7 miles off the main drag back in the woods, off the asphalt road, 2 more on a dirt road. We should put up signs to watch out for the Lions, Bears and Deer…oh my. But in the meantime I am left with the sea of boxes and bags, and amnesia because I forgot which box the stuff I am keeping is in???does anyone know?  Please help me?

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