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Tonight as usual I was awakened by my dog sitting at the side of my bed staring at me and very low whimpering.  This is becoming an event almost every night, I do not get to sleep all the way through the night. It doesn’t matter that she went out prior to us going to bed, she goes out at around 8 PM and we let her back in at 10 PM and we turn in…some nights she wakes me up before 2 AM.  I am not adjusting to this being home at night anyway,and now she is becoming a pain!  My boyfriend tells me that she never did this to him when I was working at the  plant on the grave yard shift.  I can only assume that there is a reason that she is doing this, I sure wish she could talk to me.  And then I am not sure about that either.  She would probably be more of a pain if she could talk, I can only imagine what kinds of stuff she would tell me.  Then again when I sit here and think about it, that would come in handy.

She could tell me  who was in the house while I am gone, because I have suspected that items are missing.  You know that I get that vibe that someone has been there while I was gone more often it seems.  And now that I have the Freezer, I have noticed that items seem to disappear.  While I wasn’t cooking every day while I was working  grave yard  the freezer wasn’t as full as it should have been.  And then there are the times that I would go to the cabinet thinking I had something I was going to fix for dinner, only to discover that I was out of whatever it was. And then to add to this dilemma I would put it on the list, and go buy the item only to find out when I arrived back home and went to put it away>>>>I already had that item!    But it wasn’t there 2 days ago when I needed that ingredient in a recipe. 

Just like Cigarettes are disappearing, I can leave a loose pack laying on the table and count them.  Go out to town, do my errands the old man is at work, I have no children here in the state I live in, and when I get back there is a couple of cigs missing.  Also our large jug for change, it has been going down and we keep adding to it, it never gets past the mark on the side.  If anything it goes down and neither of us has cashed anything in.

OMG I am sure that someone has a key to the place, and they get past my dog who is very protective of her home and us her family.  She won’t even tolerate anyone coming on the porch to leave a package for me on any given day.  I have to hold her back by her collar if I have to answer the door for any reason.  The Electric Company worker won’t get out of his truck to check the meter if she is outside…….She is a Watch Dog and all I have to do is say “Guard the House” she goes into Super Guard Dog mode.

I am not senile and do not even go there, I may be disorganized, and be bent and twisted in my thinking but I am not senile at all.  I think I would know, and if I didn’t know someone would tell me.  But then I couldn’t trust them either because they might be the one getting into my house.  I know this is so strange, I cannot even believe it.  How can I make myself so paranoid?? I really don’t know, I can’t believe that  I am thinking about all of this stuff at 4 AM.

Then I remember that Oprah Show I saw once about a woman who was getting into the neighbors house and staying there most of the day.  She would eat and drink what ever was in the fridge, watch TV and be snoopy just because she could.  I am not kidding she did this almost every day while her neighbor was at work, and the one who was being invaded thought she was going crazy literally.  It was going on for 3 years, I cannot even imagine that.  I guess I don’t have to because I think that is what is going on here, and I need a video camera.   The way the one lady found out about this was she finally put in a hidden camera, and caught it all on film.

The one who was doing the invading said that when she would go back in she would replace what she was eating and drinking as if that was OK!  Oh I just made you think you were nuts but I replaced what I used so don’t prosecute me….OMG!  And when they asked her why? why she did this in the first place?   Her answer was that she needed to get away from her own family, mostly her children!!!!  I don’t know if it is just me but if my children drove me to the point that I wouldn’t want to be in my own house they would be in trouble with a capital T.  I would have disciplined them with no mercy! and regained control of my house rather than take the risk of going to jail with all the degenerates that are in our jails.  But that is just me, and now I am tired, I am going back to bed.  Have a nice day and think about it…….Do you know your neighbors?

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