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They say money is green, well I am not so sure of that anymore.  My money isn’t green it is GONE!  Gone bye-bye!  Have you ever been so broke that you are down to counting pennies>>>>>just waiting for the phone to ring for the job you won’t get???   I am there baby, I am there I need a bail-out!  I wonder if they will send me some money if I make reservations at the Hot Springs Resort here in Arkansas….. Just like the big wigs at AIG did after they  LIED  about the company bonuses and perks for the troops……I think I will send e-mails to all my state Representatives and my Senator in big letters  I NEED A BAIL OUT, SEND $$$$  LOTS OF DOLLARS, NO CENTS I HAVE SOME OF THOSE.  Oh I forgot I cashed them in….

Just plain bad, I have no job and my significant other is stressing for me since I am so broke.  He figured that I could use the credit, he can do the stressing for me.  Applying for jobs all over and on the Internet  is really a pain.  I have put in 63 applications and resumes` and keep checking at the Job Service office.  All there seems to be is jobs that are part-time, minimum wage and no benefits.  I was making good money at the plant   and I can’t take less if I have to drive 25 miles to Conway, or 40 to Little Rock and that is just one way……..for $6.50 an hour???  I don’t think so.  Gas is still $3.57 a gallon here…….I think while they are sending me money for my own personal bailout they should send me an Electric Car also…..Just to make it easier on me. 

I cannot believe that I may have to resort to going back Over the Road in an 18 Wheeler just to try to get ahead.  It seems that all the local  driving jobs here are all filled unless someone wrecks or dies. And if they only wreck and are not hurt you are used as a substitute.  Or I could work for the Natural Gas people who have come in here recently.  I have a neighbor who is pretty tough and he worked there at one of the gas places on a Vaccume Truck and quit after 2 weeks!  So did my significant other after 1 month, he would come home and I would make him strip outside.  The clothes were so nasty we could not wash them in our washing machine.  I would take them to the Laundry Mat and run them through 2 times each load just to get the mud, and oily  sludge out of his clothes.  When he quit I took them out to the burn barrel and put a match to them……Had to jump back they went up in a big whoosh! and flames shot out of the barrel 4 ft. into the air>>>>I almost lost my eyebrows on that one. 

 I do not think I want that job, I hate to get sweaty, and forget getting oily sludge under my nice nails. And I won’t undress on the porch. It would give my old neighbor across the street a heart attack, and besides I think he is  a pervert anyway.  I don’t think I really want to know.  That would be too much information for me.  They don’t pay enough for that.   Then  they expect you to work nights when you first get on with them, and you work that for at least 4 months and be on call even after you come home.  So that means no drinking, I couldn’t't have  my Rum and Coke after my 12 hour day>>>>I don’t think so. 

This is really bad, My broke is so broken the bank sent me a notice that I may be entitled to file for the $100,000.00 FDIC insurance  and could actually get it because my Money disappeared from my account at lightening speed and they aren’t sure where it is.  So My checking account has been placed in their lost and found department.  I was told by the bank that I should stay by the phone in case it had been kidnapped by The other banks that desperately needed it.  I only had a couple hundred in there but now since I may qualify for MY PERSONAL BAILOUT  I am making a list of things I need at the grocery store and wally world. And I think I want a Purple Electric Car I wonder if I have to pay for the shipping on that or if the shipping is included since Uncle Sam is paying for it.

Well that is all for now I hope you got a giggle cause I need one right now too.

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